- Police in Chicago tasered an out-of-control 82 year-old woman last month. So stay on the lookout for the corresponding “Don’t Tase Me, Sonny!” ironic houserobe.
- I haven’t seen this whole 2 Girls 1 Cup thing, and I don’t really know much about it other than I probably don’t want to see it, but it’s got everybody talking, including BWE panelist Sherrod Small and old friend John Mayer.
- A new study suggests that overweight people are less likely to die from diseases such as Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s. I think this calls for a celebratory Triple F*ck You With Cheese Burger from Hardee’s.
- If smoking pot on the job is frowned upon in your workplace, just space out on this ad for a half an hour and pretend that you’re baked.
- A New York hotel/restaurant is selling a decadent new gourmet bagel for $1,000, which just so happens to be how much it costs to find out that you’re a total moron.
