We love the “5 Seconds” series, various movies summed up in 5 measly seconds by “The Guy in Glasses.” But while watching all 5 of the Rocky movies in 5 seconds, we couldn’t help but notice that the rhythm and cadence of Rocky’s lines had a certain Britney-esque quality to them. Watch it, then replay, close your eyes, and add some 1997-era synthesizers, throw in some fake orgasm sounds and a melisma-ing robot, and you’ve basically got “Gimme More.” Someone get Timbaland on the phone ASAP!
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