- King Tut’s mummified body was put on public display for the first time in 3,000 years, and let me tell you ladies, homeboy is looking gooooood.
- Citigroup, the largest bank in the United States and a major credit lender, has had its own credit rating downgraded. Let’s all call them a billion times a day and remind them that their payments are due!
- A toddler born with 8 limbs is thought by some to be the reincarnation of the Hindu goddess Vishnu. I bet the Elephant Man would be pissed if he heard that.
- The British are suggesting that Santa Claus needs to slim down before Christmas this year to set a better example for children. Yeah, I’m sure he’s going to leave some real awesome presents for the kids who leave out a Kashi bar and a shot of wheatgrass.
- And here’s a video of some cows doing it.
