The Sex Pistols performed “Anarchy In The UK” on Leno last night. Rather than make a joke about that sentence, I’m just going to type it again. The Sex Pistols performed “Anarchy In The UK” on Leno last night.

Really, guys?? If you’re gonna make it obvious that you’re desperate for relevance, at least go on “SNL” or “Kimmel” or “The Early Show With Harry Smith” or any show that didn’t so totally embody all that is lame, sterilized, and impotent in the world. You’re already a 51-year-old man unironically declaring that you would like to ‘be’ the concept of deliberate chaos; I’m not quite sure “The Tonight Show” is equipped to handle this level of brilliant, theoretical comedy: