Attention, image-conscious women of the world! Fashion magazine Glamour has liberated you all from your self-imposed prisons of starvation, boldly declaring on the gilded cover of their latest issue that it is once again acceptable for women to consume food, and just in time for Christmas! So say goodbye to your nutrient abstinence and various eating disorders, and say hello to nourishing your bodies with solid comestibles – and keeping them inside of you! Rejoice, for the fashion industry has spoken, and you are all now free to enjoy edible foodstuffs other than ice, including (but not limited to) meat, cheese, and vegetables – and the Glamour article will tell you how, providing a step-by-step primer on cutting, chewing and swallowing. But just remember to take it easy on the carbs, ladies. We don’t want to get carried away, now do we?