So our Vh1 sister-in-law Perezzle posted this picture of Hugh Hefner and himself, but with a black eye! Who in the world could possibly have wanted to punch this sweet, gentle teddybear of a man in his face? Could this possibly be real, or is it just another one of his subtle, understated, attention-discouraging fashion accessories? Anybody have the scoop? You’re in our hearts a prayers, P!