SIMI-LEBRITIES: DJ BRESLIN

Sure, we love Abigail Breslin as much as the next former nerdchild. But until today, we never noticed her resemblance to one of our other favorite child actors, the versatile brilliance that was Candance Cameron’s D.J. Tanner.

The lesson here should be pretty obvious. Child Bouffants = No. And let’s hope Breslin doesn’t spend her adult life peddling religious beliefs online, Kirk.