- VAGINA FACE: Looks like Jonathan Rhys-Myers needs to get his bikini line, i.e. his face, waxed. (Just Jared)
- LAPDANCE RUMOR: Ryan Seacrest is claiming that Britney Spears gave Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo a lapdance. In response, Tony Romo‘s lap has gouged its own eyes out. (US Weekly)
- ALL THAT JIZZ: Hey, Bill Cosby, for a guy who is so worried about the garbage and filth that America’s youth is ingesting on a daily basis, perhaps naming your book “Come On People” wasn’t the best idea. (Lindsayism)
- YOUR PERSONALITY = DIABETUS: If you’re wondering what your “Candy Personality” is, here’s a hint: If you like lots of Snickers, you’ve got a “Morbidly Obez Personality B”, and if you prefer Edamame with Sweet N’ Low on them, chances are you’re “Unconscious On Your Bathroom Floor.” Cause you too skinny gurrrrl. (Yahoo!)
- DESPERATE LETTER TO OUR BRITISH READERS OUT THERE: So the one website I used to turn to for all of my Mighty Boosh needs has been shut down, and the new season starts next month… what is a comedy-phile to do? Beg for her readers to somehow send her links/DVDs of the show as they air perhaps? I’ll reimburse you with much love and maybe a BWE t-shirt or 10 (we have lots.) I need my Noel Fielding fix! E-mail us. (Chortle)
- SHOW TOMORROW: In a bit of self-promotion, my final show at East Village bar Rififi will be tomorrow night at 10 PM. There’s a killer line-up, and I might even wear boots! How can you turn that down? (YCMIU)
- FINALLY: The best thing about the movie The Queen finally received the award recognition they deserved. And it’s not Helen Mirren. (DogFlu)
