- Did you see the clip of French President Nicolas Sarkozy walking out in the middle of a “60 Minutes” interview? In his defense, I did think the “Do youz Frenchies wear commies on ya dongs?” question was a little out of line.
- Reigning world champion hot dog eater Joey Chestnut ate 103 miniature hamburgers in just 8 minutes to take home a $10,000 grand prize. Wow, he would have to work a standard job for like three to four months to earn that kind of green!
- Exxon is taking an appeal of a $2.5 billion punitive damage award from the 1989 Valdez tanker spill to the Supreme Court. In a similar story, Jay Leno is attempting to get the Clinton/Lewinsky, Elian Gonzalez, and Lorena Bobbitt cases back into the Supreme Court.
- A robot arm that enscribes the Luther Bible nonstop 24/7?? This might make the ‘monk’ profession completely obsolete!
- “Serial jailbreaker escapes for fourth time” would be a decent Onion headline if it weren’t actual news.
