What’s the easiest way to get your racehorse national attention and its own website with horse-related merchandise?
Simple. Name it “Oprah Winney“.
That’s it?? You just have to name your horse after a famous person with an added horse pun, and suddenly it’s famous? Why has no one thought of this before?? Granted, the horse has won a few races, but so has every horse that loses in the Kentucky Derby, and I can’t name any of them.
Therefore, I propose this handy, FREE list of celebrity-related names for future publicity-seeking horse owners:
Neigh-cole Richie
Pony Danza
Peter Galloper
Mare-io Lopez
Ni-Colt Kidman
Filly Crystal
Buck Norris
Joseph Stallion (eh?)
Feel free to leave your own celeb horse names in the comments! The worse, the better!
