- SHIPWRECKED DRIVER: Polar bears and smoke monsters aside, the greatest mystery on Lost is why the people on the show enjoy drinking and driving so much. The latest arrested islander is Jin, who apparently had too much Juice before getting behind the wheel. (E! Online)
- FUTURE SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY: Paris Hilton is reportedly planning to have herself cryogenically frozen so after the apocalypse, people in the future can understand exactly how everything went wrong. (MSNBC)
- PUPPY TRAIL: For those who are still seeking answers to help them understand how Iggygate could have happened to Ellen, here are a bunch of e-mails offering deeper insight into last week’s national nightmare. (The Smoking Gun)
- STILL STAYING IN THE PICTURE: It’s nice to see that legendary film producer Robert Evans brings the same quality and style from classics like The Godfather to his latter-career efforts narrating fake movie trailers on YouTube. (Defamer)
- VOLUNTEER VICTIM: Another one of David Copperfield’s pretty young magician’s assistants from the audience has come forward claiming that his biggest trick was how much of a creep he was. I have a feeling this is going to get really ugly. (TMZ)
