- Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling shocked the world this weekend when she revealed that Albus Dumbledore is gay. It does, however, go to explain the B&B he owns on the Cranberry Islands in Maine with his friend, Bruce.
- Reports are surfacing that Ellen Degeneres has, in fact, adopted and given away a different dog only a couple of years ago. And her name was Anne Heche. (Zing!)
- Michael Douglas‘ son Cameron faces cocaine possession charges. You can learn more about this tragedy in Michael Douglas’ upcoming documentary, Traffic.
- Britney Spears Update: Either she made out with a cold sore, or got some Nickelodeon Gak pumped into her lips in a Los Angeles back alley.
- Paris Hilton has announced that she wants to be frozen with her pets. Coincidentally, her pets have announced that they’d like to be incinerated as soon as humanly possible.
