- Meet Tricia T. Hunter, a self-proclaimed “Cat Lady” with an oddly threatening last name, who just happens to own a Cat B&B named the Cozy Cattery. A little about Tricia: “She grew up with pet cats and has almost always had a special cat in her adult life … usually one at a time, since each one considered itself to be the center of the Universe!” Someone should really ring her up at 345-PURR, and if there’s no answer, call the police. Methinks her corpse is being torn to shreds by various neighborhood strays.
- HEY, YOU OVER THERE! DO YOU LIKE USING CAPS IN EVERYTHING YOU TYPE AND DO? WELL, AIN’T TODAY YOUR LUCKY DAY! IT’S INTERNATIONAL ALL CAPS DAYYYY!!!! Enjoy the website and these Xmas themed GIF’s, and also, calm the f**k down already, you’re pissing everyone off.
- Did you know the State Department has a blog? Current Mood? Pissed and invady.
- Well, would you look at that… It’s Nick Kroll! Being interviewed by some sort of fancy e-tabloid! Best Q&A question ever? “So, does all that makeup make it difficult for you to see and, as a result, make you easier to sneak up on? Well, it’s very easy for someone to sneak up on me in general because I welcome the world with open arms.”
- Finally, it’s legal to smoke indoors, using these specially designed battery operated “eciggs”. This device is especially useful if you’re Cruella De Vil speaking through a machine in your throat.
