As Paris Hilton took the stage at Spike’s 2007 Scream Fest to promote some terrible new movie she’s in that no one’s ever going to see, several people in the audience – which presumably consisted of scary movie enthusiasts who regularly find pleasure in watching grotesque scenarios in which people are stalked and tortured in the most vile and disturbing ways imaginable – simply didn’t have the stomach to withstand the waking nightmare of Paris Hilton, standing in front of them, saying words. It’s hard to tell exactly whether the sound they’re making is repulsed booing, or unbridled howls of chilling terror. Or both maybe.
