If you thought the cat show was a freaky-deaky carnival of people who enjoy torturing animals, that’s nothing compared to this INSANE dog pageant where contestants spray paint their canines to look like… other things. With the above pooch, it’s hard to tell if he was cut and dyed to look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle… or like a dog who truly and literally wishes he was dead.
To see more tortured and humiliated puppies, be sure to click here for the video, which features a poodle that has FISHNET STOCKINGS carved and died into his legs. As though people in the South needed another reason to f**k their dogs. Who can resist an ass like that?
One woman in the video insists that this isn’t cruel to the dogs, and that the dye washes out and isn’t harmful. But hasn’t she ever thought about the psychological torture? Why, it’s almost like one of our favorite sketches from the sketch comedy program of yesteryear, The State… The Barry Lutz Show:
