- Hardee’s continues its Food-Assisted Suicide efforts with a 900-calorie, 60-fat gram “Country Breakfast Burrito” for people who like to wake up and give their bodies a big “F*CK YOU!” every morning.
- MTV is not only comfortable with turning an entire generation of kids into illiterate morons who dream of becoming reality TV stars, they’re downright proud of it.
- Scientists have discovered a warm and rocky “Earth-like planet” 20 light years away, and have already set about trying to find ways to pollute and destroy it.
- A new study shows the most popular Google search terms in a number of different countries. “Sex” is big in the Middle East, Germany and Austria are fond of “Hitler”, while “Tom Cruise Iraq Burrito Britney Spears Vagina” is at the top of our minds here in America.
- Dick Cheney and Barack Obama are apparently related by marriage. An interracial marriage of which Cheney’s ancestors presumably did not approve.
