- Al Gore has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts to spread awareness about global climate change. Looks like Ed Harris will just have to wait another year.
- Drew Carey claims he was born to be a game-show host. And he hasn’t committed suicide yet?
- Is Pamela Anderson attempting to drown her baby in champagne? Or just trying to give birth to another Dean Martin?
- Orlando Bloom was in a minor car crash; judging by his appearance in that photo, he apparently slammed into Matt Dillon and their DNA combined.
- Jessica Simpson has reportedly renewed her contract with Proactiv face wash for $3 million, which is just $2 million shy of that lifetime contract Dennis the Menace signed with Dairy Queen in 1987.
