The following clip from Fox 2 Missouri should prove one thing to you about certain government officials: That with the appropriate level of Jesus Love in your hearts, you can basically do whatever you please with your people’s tax money. You can also, pretty effectively, ward off curious journalists wondering where said money is. Here’s one thing we learned: People who have the love of Jesus in their hearts also have the look of Creeptown on their face. Speaking of which, I adore Jesus — who wants to take some cash out of the guv-till, hire a coupla’ prosties and do some “worshipping”?

(Thanks to Courtney for sending this our way!)