Our favoritest guilty pleasure on the planet (after Evian baths and stealing food from the mouths of crying babies), The Real Housewives of Orange Cun — um, County, is coming back from botox-tirement on November 6! Only, one of the “House-Girlfriends” won’t be coming back to the show… and we’re guessing Slade Smiley has changed his name to Slade Frowney:

Bravo is bringing back “The Real Housewives of Orange County” Nov. 6, and missing from the show will be original cast member Jo De La Rosa. De La Rosa, viewers will recall, was the youngest housewife and was in a troubled relationship with Slade, an overbearing guy who collected movie costumes.

When we last saw De La Rosa, she had moved out of the gated community to pursue a singing career. The third season gets under way with original “housewives” Vicki Gunvalson, Jeana Keough and Lauri Waring as well as second season’s Tammy Knickerbocker. There also will be a new housewife, Tamra Barney.

What! A Real Housewives with no Jo? No blind manipulation and unsatiable greed? No phony smooches with her Roided Boyfy? No melismatic tin-eared singing breakdowns? WHAT THE HELL, JO?! We were counting on you to annoy us for another season, and are saddened and upset that you let us down.

Thank GOD Vicki, Jeana, Maskface and Tammy are back. And what of this new housewife Tamra? Judging from her “Under Construction” website, she’s a realtor with implants and a P.O. Box whose got a bad case of hay-hair. She best bring it real bitchy if she wants to make up for the loss of Jo. In other news, whatever happened to De La Rosa’s album? Or has the girl not slept with the right music producer yet?