- BUDDING FRIENDSHIP: Sure, we’d like to believe that Barbara Walters has re-befriended Star Jones for the betterment of the world… but let’s face it: She’s probably doing it to get a rise out of Rosie O’Donnell. Mission likely accomplished! (INF Daily)
- STROKE OF GENIUS: TMZ takes guessing games to new Highlights today, with a tricky guessing game of “Surface of Jupiter� Or Victoria Beckham’s forehead? (TMZ)
- NONEWS FLASH: Britney’s personal life might be in shambles, but her side-boob and vagina seem to be holding up quite nicely! (The Sun, Egotastic, disrespectively)
- CONGRATS: My Girl’s Anna Chlumsky is engaged! To a lovely Chinese man named Shaun So. (Really, it’s like the entire point of the article.) And somewhere in heaven, Thomas J. is crying right now. Here’s to hoping he found his glehhhses. (People)
- IT’S OFFICIAL: Judging by the size of Isla Fisher’s baby bump, Sacha Baron Cohen is, in fact, some sort of Jew-raffe. That poor, poor woman. (Popsugar)
