Today, it was officially announced that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with not one, but TWO future Mini-divas! And now that America’s greatest living diva is about to give birth, this is the perfect time to start thinking of the perfect baby gift! But what do you get the Latin American dancer/singer/actress/former Fly Girl who has everything? Don’t fear: There are still plenty of perfect presents out there to buy J-Lo’s babies! Which we’ve put together in this handly little guide we are calling “What to Buy J-Lo’s Babies.”
IDEA #1: Swarovski Crystal Diaper Wipes Case
What better way to forget about the liquid sh*t spewing out of your little one’s behind then by adorning the ass wipe case with blinged out lips! It’s the perfect way to class up an otherwise blah session of diarrhea wiping.
IDEA #2: A Huge 50 Carat Diamond: For Teething.
Because these kids can’t start too young!
Just because these babies will be too young to see, hear, or understand anything, doesn’t mean they should be pushed around in only the best. And at only $400,000, the Maybach Baby Pram is the way to go! But hurry: Only 2 were made, and Jay-Z and Beyonce have already bought 4.
More gift ideas after the jump!
Get those kids looking like Mom right outta the womb!
This is a real thing. And only slightly less obnox — er, stylish – than a Louis Vuitton diaper bag. But much classier than this Juicy Couture rattle, which should be renamed “The Oral Fixationator!”
How do you make a cute baby even cuter? Make it a baby slut! Slut for cuteness, that is.
Still won’t be enough to take care of all of J-Lo’s demands. And side-note, can you imagine the repercussions of allllllll of these Nannies yelling “Mistah Sheffeeeeeeeild-uhhh!” at once? I can, and it would involve the Earth exploding.
