- REMINDER: To whoever photoshopped these bikini photos of Tara Reid, please next time remember to add shadowing, depth and humanness. Thank you! (ONTD)
- OH NO, HE IS NOT GOING TO DO THIS TODAAY: Bobby Brown has a minor heart attack. Which, we’re pretty sure, somehow involves digging doody bubbles out of Whitney’s ass. Thankfully, he’s OK! (Breitbart)
- QUOTE: Ben Affleck on his daughter: “She’s Happy As Hell.” Put that on a t-shirt and hand it to J-Lo on her due date, will you? (People Magazine)
- FUNNY COINCIDENCE: Lavaballs was the nickname I once gave to a guy I went out with who had heatrash. It is also, apparently, a candy. (Candyblog)
- OLD VIDEO THAT I HOPE YOU GET ANGRY ABOUT: Sure, you’ve probably all seen this Fat Cat by now. But if we’re gonna rewatch old viral videos, they should all be as good as this. (Youtube)
