- MOHAMMED SCOTT?: Our friends at Gorillamask have pointed out this insane similarity: Is the Pakistani Steve Carell wanted by Interpol? If anyone sees that guy in Maryland, get an autograph and then call the police! (Interpol)
- PATERNAL AFFAIRS: OK! Magazine has proof that Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and back into the arms of her muscle-tee’d Dad, who just got off the Creepbus from Grease, the oily body-oiling mechanism, not the country. She is also quoted as saying that rehab was a “sobering experience”, taking the words right out of Jay Leno’s mouth! (OK Magazine)
- LIKE A GUY WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A POOL: Earlier today, we asked if Zac Effron was the hottest woman with a bob in Hollywood. But, it turns out, the man-bob has been afflicting Hollywood’s hottest men since the beginning of the year! (Cityrag)
- IT’S OFFICIAL: Brad Pitt and familial clan live DOWN THE STREET from our office! Oh the hilarity, how it shall ensue! (NY Post)
- SHOE-BIZ: Jonathan Rhys-Myers loves buying women’s shoes. Also, the sky is blue, grass is green, and a day is still 24 hours long. (Contact Music)
- I MISS YOU, STRANGERS!: And don’t forget, if you’re in NY, stop by my show tonight! (YCMIU)
