- Since when did fortune cookies turn into a bunch of assh*les?
- Best Acronym Ever: The Moro Islamic Liberation Front
- If you had been using photos of a male model to score chicks on Myspace, and you got confronted by this reporter from Fox News, wouldn’t you sort of briskley saunter away too?
- Students at the University of Missouri-Columbia are circulating a publication called the Booze News, a tongue-in-cheek rundown of campus debauchery. Like I’m gonna cut into my drinking time to read, am I right guys????????
- Thad Starr of Oregon won the Half Moon Bay, California pumpkin festival weigh-off with a gourd weighing 1,524 pounds. The pumpkin was later seen with a camera around its neck and wearing a visor while walking around Disneyland.
