You mean to tell me that an iconic television show involving three blond chicks, three clean-cut looking dudes, two wholesomely attractive parents, a maid, and a dog was on tv for five plus years, and no one has ever thought to base a porn movie on it?? There are porn parodies for movies like “Carnosaur” and Eddie Murphy’s “Metro” (not gonna check, but assuming I’m correct) and no one’s ever had the guts to say out loud, “hey, you know the ‘Brady Bunch’? What if they all f*cked?” That is, until now:
“I think it’s a great idea! You know, why not? It’s the sincerest form of flattery,” CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT, who played middle brother Peter, tells The Insider. “Frankly, I’m just sort of amazed that it’s taken this long because it’s pretty obvious that this was coming.”
I agree, Peter Knight, that it’s the highest form of flattery; a friend of mine helped me move two weeks ago, so I thanked him by shooting a porno movie based on the theme of the two of us moving (starring me). Also, ‘That this was coming’ — you’re incorridgable, Peter Knight.
Regardless, a Brady porn seems to me like a surefire hit, with the following no-brainer stipulations:
- Alice is a French maid.
- Jan is jealous of Marsha’s ‘talents’ and vows to top her with the same guy.
- Lesbian scene between Marsha and Jan, as hinted at in Maureen McCormick’s upcoming autobiography.
- Lesbian scene between Marsha and Cindy.
- Lesbian scene between Jan and Cindy.
- Lesbian scene between all three daughters, then the mom catches them and joins in.
Anything else I’m missing? I think that pretty much covers it. They haven’t officially written the movie or started shooting, but I’ve already reserved a copy. Or at least, I mailed a letter to Florence Henderson telling her to please reserve a copy for me, so I assume she’s going to.
