We never thought we’d see anything nearly as frightening as the Singing Pizza Elmo doll, in which a demonic pizza face with moving eyes and lips sings about how delicious he is. Well now, something beyond any of our wildest expectations has occurred: A SCARIER ELMO DOLL. Meet ElmoSapien, a hybrid of the skin of an Elmo puppet wrapped around a Robosapien. The first 3 seconds of the following video are scarier than any “horror” film Eli Roth could ever hope to make. In other words, that perfect gift for the kid who has everything but friends and social skills!
