AD WIZARDS: Call Off Your Search, FOX, I Present to You Your 2008 ‘American Idol’ Winner

There’s really nothing quite like capitalizing on the “Idol” phenomenon in the most unlicensed, lame way possible to sell your weight loss program — I personally feel like this woman should be given an automatic pass into the final 12, but I think that ONE JUDGE, who shall remain nameless and British, might not let that happen. (Why would Randy have a problem with this woman’s weight?)