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CELEBRITY MATH: Orange You Glad He’s Still Around?

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We’ve got Guttenberg on the brain!! Check out this item from today’s NY Daily News, where Guttenberg relays a sexual experience gone awry:

“I was 19 years old at a club on the Sunset Strip called Gazzari’s,” the Brooklyn native, now 49, told me.

He was invited home by an older lady, who promptly requested to be tied up. “She opened the closet and had like 55 outfits, with ropes and everything,” Guttenberg recalled. He secured her to the four-poster bed, only to have to run out to a drugstore to get “protection.”

“So I got the protection, along with flowers and candy and little sandwiches,” the “Police Academy” star said. But when he returned to the apartment complex, he couldn’t even remember which tower she lived in, let alone her floor or apartment number.

“So I went home and left her tied up,” he recalled. “In my mind, she’s now this skeleton in an apartment somewhere in Marina Del Rey. Like Nicole Richie.”

Guttenberg the Murderer? Aww, but he bought her little sandwiches! All is forgiven, Goot!

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