In the center, a photo of David Beckham’s Chia Head, available for Xmas ‘07 here (more photos here). On the right, a finely featured, pony-tailed David Beckham. On the left, a police sketch of a man who likely raped someone’s Grandmother.

You make the call: Is that Chia Head bending it like Beckham? Or will you finally be able to grow a field of jubilant greens out of the head of the man who sullied your Nana?