If the Celeb Watchdogs over at TMZ are telling the truth, model/actor/whatever Tyrese could be the odds-on favorite for this year’s biggest total career annihilation. According to a police report filed early this morning, the buff model allegedly punched his 5-MONTH pregnant girlfriend in the stomach during a heated altercation:

According to our sources, paramedics responded after Tyrese allegedly struck the woman, who is five months pregnant, twice in the stomach and then drove away from the scene.

Yowzers. If this turns out to be true (and I sincerely hope it is not), even the most skilled liars in the celebrity PR world are going to have trouble running career damage control on a jackass move like that. Something tells me that going on Letterman and saying “sorry” might not do the trick.