It’s no secret round these parts that we are not exactly fond of television host/chef/gargoyle Rachael Ray. And if you were to have asked us, the idea of hanging around with the girl drunk sounded about as pleasant as falling asleep on a bed of halogen lamps. But according to a source at TMZ (whose headline, “Racial Ray”, made us momentarily give up puns), drunk Rachel Ray is actually a serious nightmare bitch on wheels, also known as delightfully entertaining. To wit:

We’re told Ray became “extremely loud and aggressive,” and began dissing Oprah. Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It’s from the movie “Beloved” and shows Winfrey’s back, enhanced with scars. She’s also wearing a skirt from the slavery era. Back at the table, sources say Ray launched into attack mode: “Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black.”

But Oprah wasn’t Ray’s only target. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a “pussy boy.” But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her “a skanky, backdoor c**t.”

She’s Team Aniston? That so figures. Nevertheless, sounds like Ray really cuts loose on the sauce… one more Jaeger and she’d probably shoot a blow dart in the waitresses neck, rip her heart out Mortal Kombat style, and swallow it whole without batting an eyelash. We wonder what Oprah will think of all this… but considering she’s the reason I can’t turn on ABC between 10 to 11 am, maybe she actually deserves this one.