- You know you’re pretty f*cked up when your only remaining celebrity endorsement deals are for life-saving rehab programs.
- Here is Scarface’s Sidekick with an in-depth undercover report on where you can and cannot do coke in NYC (spoiler: you can do it everywhere).
- America’s politcal discourse over who should be our next president has found its way to MySpace, where right now John Edwards is addressing important questions such as what mood he’s currently in, what he’s currently listening to, and whether or not he would have sex before marriage. LOL’z!
- And now its time for your morality update from a US military leader! Gay sex: immoral. Killing innocent people in a unjust war: moral. And that his been your morality update from a US Military leader.
- Who needs a decent national healthcare program when we have Wal-Mart? Shove that into your big mouth and eat it, Michael Moore!
