- Bill O’Reilly took a little trip up to Harlem and was amazed to discover that restaurants patronized by black people are shockingly similar to those favored by white people. Welfare wasn’t on the menu, nobody shot at him, and the food was even served on plates – with utensils and everything!
- Meanwhile, model Adrianne Curry is boycotting BET and Black History Month, because she thinks they’re racist.
- A young black man in Jena, Louisiana is still unfairly being held behind bars after getting into a fight with one of his classmates after he “overreacted” to a harmless little “prank” in which students hung nooses from their school’s “all-white” tree.
- A Chinese couple tried to name their child “@”, which would have been an e-mail address nightmare.
- A gang of baboons is responsible for a crime wave across South Africa, causing thousands of pounds of damage. Paramount is already planning a film version of this story called The Gorillafather.
