First everything we thought we knew about the geometric shape of our planet was challenged by Sherri Shepherd‘s radical new scientific theories on the The View, then we discovered that kids are capable of existing, quite adorably, in a town with no adults (except for all the ones holding cameras and microphones and manning the craft services table), and now our own President George W. Bush brings us devastating news that Nobel Prize-winning leader and activist Nelson Mandela is DEAD, and evildoer Saddam Hussein is somehow behind it! So stay close to your TV’s (or, as they should be called, “Really Important and Accurate Information Boxes”), because later today Tyra Banks is going to drop yet another brain-exploding bomb on us with her shocking revelation of who was REALLY behind 9-11 (hint: it may or may not be Derek Jeter)!
