While I’m not really sure why a naked Alicia Silverstone erotically emerging, in slow motion, from a refreshing pool of spring water is the correct way to further the cause of People for the Ethical Treament of Animals (as opposed to that of, say, Herbal Essence shampoo), I’ve wanted to see her in the buff ever since Aerosmith‘s “Cryin” video. But I must say, this attempt at philanthropic porn still leaves me wanting more flesh, and if ain’t gonna be Alicia’s, I guess it’s just going to have to be a big bloody steak from a poor delicious cow. So try again, PETA – you get her to make with Liv Tyler a little, and I might just consider giving up meat (well, red meat maybe).
