- Al Gore could have made his documentary a lot shorter and more convincing if he had just called it “Global Warming is Exposing the World to Mammoth Dung That Used to be Frozen.”
- AOL is relocating their headquarters to New York City from Dulles, Virginia. The move won’t take place for a couple months, though, cause they’re still waiting for an appointment to hook up their internet in the new building (yes! Y’all just got burned, Time Warner!)
- Several cities are following a Louisiana town’s lead and cracking down on kids who sag their pants. The law will be known as the “Anti-Black” Law, presumably in reference to a local representative named ‘Black’ who doesn’t oppose pants-sagging.
- Sally Field’s voice is, and always has been, the most prominent guiding force in modern culture.
- lol burdz.
