Dammit Taco Bell, I’ve taken so much sh*t for defending you, often literally, and this is how you repay me?? I had your back after you made me sick the night I had concert tickets, I had your back after the footage of all the rats running around in your downtown Manhattan location hit the news, but there is absolutely no way I can defend you after advertising your product with a bunch of people happily sporting gobs of melted cheese hanging out of their mouths. At least when Burger King has commercials for their new Lifeshortening Fatcube, you can understand how a theoretical fat person could find it appealing. This commercial is an absolute hunger boner-killer, forever staining my love for the ‘Bell as well as my ability to listen to the Modern English song without imagining cheese-colored vomit.
