The 2007 MTV VMA Awards came and went in a flash, and not without its victims. Namely, every single man, woman and child in the United States who spent their Sunday night in complete catatonic shock over the publicized train wreck that was being broadcast to us live from Las Vegas. But rather than try to put our pain into words, let’s instead turn to rapper 50 Cent, whose role as “Confused Audience Member #1,147” spoke to us with such sincerity, that he really spoke for the country as a whole.
With that in mind, we’d like to present Fifty Cent’s VMA Round-Up. For once, Fiddy represents us Americans as a whole, as a unit. One might even say… a G-Unit.
