- OH HELL YES: We really want the name of New York‘s upcoming Vh1 reality dating show to be “12 Men and a Baby.” And that’s the last joke we make about this, we swear. (Look, his name is Midget Mac… het gets it, OK?!) (VH1 Blog)
- ANTM MODELS HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN HAS-BEENS: Reality TV fans will choose not to believe this, but sadly, it’s true: Survivor‘s Johnny “The A-Hole” Fairplay and ANTM‘s Michelle “Skin Condishy” Deighton are HAVING A BABY TOGETHER!!! Looks like that “Johnny Fourplay” line really works. (TMZ)
- BLAST FROM THE ASSED: It turns out, Married with Children is a huge hit in Russia, nearly 13 years after America forgot about it. Only in Russia, the show is called Spooning My Favorite Ox. (NY Times)
- USELESS HEADLINE: “Eyebrows: Why and How?” Instead of asking Yahoo, why not just ask This Guy. (Yahoo Answers)
- BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR: From my ol’ pal Julia Langbein “A sentence from the New York Times Food Section this week: I WANTED to be in two places at the same time as I read “Aromas of Aleppo: The Legendary Cuisine of Syrian Jews” by Poopa Dweck. Where, the toilet and the veranda?” (NY Times)
