- Two men are suing their alma mater after someone pulled a prank in the alumni newsletter, claiming they were now a homosexual couple. Adam Sandler and Ray Romano will star in the Hollywood adaptation of this hilarious tale.
- Some McDonald’s employee was arrested for pranking a police officer by pouring a ton of salt and pepper all over the burger he ordered from her. She defended herself by pointing out that it isn’t easy making processed garbage taste good and she was only trying to do the cop a favor.
- Proposing to your friend’s girlfeind on the Jumbotron at Yankee Stadium for him, when he has no clue you’re going to do so, might be the awesomest prank ever.
- The music critic hipsters over at Pitchfork has reviewed music, and decided that its only mediocre.
- You know the real estate market sucks when suburbanites are forced to turn their house into a whorehouse.
