Ok, ok — dogfighting is bad, dogfighting is bad, I got that. “We all make mistakes,” that sounds good, harmless enough, nice, empty cliche that applies perfectly here. What was I gonna do to my family and friends again? Make them fight? Wait, no, apologize. Make them fight?? What was I thinking? Man, I better write this stuff down, there’s no way I’m gonna remember that I’m sorry for what I did and that I apologize to a bunch of people.
Whew, there. I am ready to face me some cameras. Just wait til I nail them with Number 4, “Forgiveness and Understanding.” No verbs or nothin’. Just two concepts. That, plus telling young kids I acted “immamameh,” and I’m gonna be off the hook before can I even find Jesus and apolocize to him too. Or whatever that word was. It’s all here. Wait! “Dogs have suffered,” gotta squeeze that in the margin there. I almost told people that dogs definitely did not suffer, that would have been embarrassing.
Oh, also, I got to remember to grab this piece of paper on my way out so no one swipes it and auctions it off on eBay to raise money for the Humane Society. Maybe I should make a note to remind myself. Ah, there’s no room. Whatever, I’m sure I’ll remember.
(link via TMZ)
