A few days ago, we heard that one of our favorite character actors, Bradley Cooper, had bought tickets to Cameron Diaz’s Slutapallooza 2007. We were disappointed, our hearts tainted, and our brains confused: Coops and Diaz didn’t seem to really make sense as a celebrity couple. Which is why we were more than delighted to find out today that Bradley Cooper is actually dating a different single n’ desperate starlet, Jennifer Aniston. This made TONS more sense. Why? Well… because they sort of look alike.
You know the theory: People who look alike tend to be attracted to each other. We’ve seen this happen many times with friends of ours, who found their non-related genetic opposite-gender twin, and fell madly in love. In fact, we knew from the get-go that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt would never last — they don’t look related at all. Sure enough, Brad moved on to his future wife and baby mama Angelina Jolie, whose full lips, small nose and mysterious eyes complimented Pitt’s genetic lottery win nicely.
Now look at Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper — THIS MAKES SENSE. They look like brother and sister, people. Similar eyes, nose, mouths and cheeks. Even their fake tan is on the same orange-scale. Hell, slap a Rachel wig on Bradley Cooper and we have a feeling you wouldn’t be able to tell the two apart!
OK, maybe not, but you get the drift. And, for what it’s worth, J-Aniston looks like a less spanishfied version of Cooper’s ex-wife Jennifer Esposito. Aw… it’s so sweet. We smell a Spring 2008 Elopement!
