Last we checked on Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan, things weren’t too good. Yes, he dumped her when she was pregnant, and yes, he immediately starting dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but surely the two would put their grievances aside for the good of lil’ Bridgey Brady baby, right? Well, not quite:
“Tom was only allowed to see the baby for a short time,” says a West Coast spy. “Bridget would not see him herself.”
“[Tom] is waiting to find out when he can see the little guy again,” says the snitch. “Bridget is not giving him any slack on this at all.”
All right, Bridget! Way to stand your ground! It’s only the first quarter, but right now, Brady’s golden-boy role model persona is getting trounced even worse than all those other times he already trounced it himself! Could there be a fourth quarter touchdown for Brady on the horizon? Or will he get flagged with a penalty of offsides for kicking his baby football through uprights? (That was my impression of gossip magazines reminding you that he plays a sport called football).
As far as I see it, the ideal resolution for this scenario is for the kid to grow up, get drafted into the NFL, and square off opposite his dad in Superbowl 63 to settle the greatest rivalry in the history of sports — can upstart, Bridge Jr. finally avenge his mother being dumped, or will 53-year-old Brady Sr. pull off the victory with a last-second touchdown pass to rookie reciever Randy Brady-Bundchen?
