From MOLLYGOOD — Um, Mr. Federline? Do you happen to know anything about who submitted this claim about Britney’s children being poorly fed and mistreated? Why do I ask? I don’t know, I just thought the backwards “e” in “Abuse” looks a lot like the backwards e’s you often accidentally spell your name with. The document also continually refers to Britney as “Kevin Federline’s wife” and goes off on numerous tangents about how people rushed to judge Kevin Federline’s album because of his negative fame rather than its independent artistic merit. Also, every “e” in those words I just mentioned is backwards, and they’re all spelled 60-80% incorrectly.
There is similar language in the anonymous child abuse complaint accusing Britney Spears of neglect and legal documents filed in Kevin Federline’s bid for increased custody of the pair’s two sons, leading one to believe that Federline and his lawyer are behind the abuse allegations.
Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids. Curiously, although DCFS keeps these allegations secret, they ended up in legal papers filed today by K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, suggesting it might have been Fed-Ex himself who lodged the complaint.
And get this: DCFS is all too familiar with the family. We’ve learned that another anonymous complaint was filed with DCFS on July 2, but it went nowhere.
Asked whether or not it was indeed him behind the child abuse filings, Federline said he could neither confirm nor deny the rumor. Though he did stress that under his care he could guarantee his sons received at least two Lunchables a day and plenty of gum to clean their cavities.
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