Look — I mean absolutely no disrespect with this clip, nor am I posting it to score stupid shock humor points by ripping on a dead person (if Kevin Costner died, would his Boston accent in “Thirteen Days” stop being funny?) That being said, I simply couldn’t stop laughing at this outtakes reel of a 29-year-old Anna Nicole Smith stumbling through her lines in the movie “Skyscraper,” sounding like some treacherous combination of Paula Abdul and Nell trying to speak after they’ve just roofied one another. I don’t usually have the patience for 6-minute online videos, but as you’ll see, there really isn’t a wasted second in this masterpiece (NSFW):
