Last Friday, we asked you to describe what you thought Futuresex with Justin Timberlake would be like. Those with the best answers would walk away with a pretty swanky track jacket and/or JT t-shirt. We got… literally… hundreds of responses, many of which could not be printed here, nor should they ever be read by humans ever again. We got some JT stalkers, who swore they would only wear the jackets while fileting JTimbs over an open BBQ flame, and some folks who just wanted to use the word “lube.”
And now, without further ado, here are the winning entries! Make sure to catch the concert on Labor Day, 9/3, HBO @ 9!
The 5 Lucky Track Jacket Winners Are:
Very rhythmic, and even more metallic-tasting than one would imagine.
Also there will be aliens doing the robot (the dance, not the pleasurodroid) -Matthew
I believe that futuresex with JT would start with him caressing my newly shaved head and admonishing me for going crazy after he was no longer associated with me, thus lending more pressto my crazy dancer ex husband. ( It would be legal in the future). Then, he would moonwalk, but not in the regular way, just walk across the room (did I mention this was set on the moon?) to the dresser where he would find a set of sexy android butler dolls full of love oil. We would then put grammy winner Kevin Federline’s latest jazz album into the record player (because Mr. Federline will only release in vinyl, thus ressurecting the lost record industry) and undo our leg restraints so thatwe may float in the air, entwined in a giant ball of futuresex. -Brian
You had us at the moonwalk like, Bri.
Futuresex with Justin Timberlake would take place on a remote mountain where we find ourselves herding robots all summer -Javelin
Short, sweet, and brokebacky.
Just like Pastsex has been and just like Presentsex continues to be. -Emily
Einstein once said “Clever people solve problems, wise people avoid them.” Clever people also, apparently, win track jackets.
The rest of the winners after the jump. Congrats to them, and thanks to everyone who participated!
I believe Futuresex with Justin Timberlake is an amusement park for the senses. It is a sensual place where the sense of touch is awakened through deep bass beats running as a current of vibrations underneath the floor boards. Entering through the feet and felt through the soul, the sounds of Futuresex envelope the heart as blood is pumped in sync to the blanket of beats. The walls of Futuresex are blank canvasses as lights create a sea of color through constant liquid movement. From rich crimson, eggplant and gold to fluorescent pink, blue and yellow, the eyes are assaulted by transforming exaggerated shapes and images with JT’s voice performing as the remote conductor. Arousing the nose is a salty, musk scent that increases in intensity from beginning to end until it becomes palpable to the tongue. Futuresex is a euphoric experience that never disappoints even the most seasoned riders. -Julia
We are quite moved, Julia. Also, your boss is watching you right now. Get back to work!!!
And now… our t-shirt winners!
Would totally be futurehot, but then later a little futureshameful. And you would kinda want to brag to your friends about it later, but you’re pretty futuresure that they will give you futuresh*t about it, even though you know that they secretly futurefantasize about JT all the time. -Therese
We (My sick and twisted friends and I, that is), have gone over this a million times, to be quite honest and we’ve come to the distinct conclusion that Mr. Timberlake can not only pretty much get away with anything his little rock-pop-hiphop heart desires, but he comes across to us as some sort of incredibly huge sexual deviant. We invision red roses (we brought them, honestly) and some sweet hand touching followed by ropes and duct tape (he brought those), some “Who’s your mothereffin’ PopKing?!” followed by 5 minutes of not-so-tender love making before we end up in 15 pieces in a crawlspace somewhere under his vast, and fiercely decorated home in the hills. -Meghan
I think it would be in the backseat of a 2075 Ford Pinto with the windows set on fog mode which would hide the dirty futuresex going on inside. -Aiko
Futuresex with JT would be exactly as it is now:
unprotected. -Travis “Starlet Industrial Bedspring” Jacket size is women’s medium (for the special lady. It’s how I roll).
The sentiment is sweet — let’s compromise with a tee.
And now, for the insane winner of the day!
Hey!
First of all let me just say that I am the biggest JT fan eva on the face of the earth. Did I say EVA? CAUSE THATS WHAT I MEANT! I just saw the *NSYNC E!True Hollywood Story this morning and the Disney movie Model Behavior earlier today, yes, I am THAT big of a Justin fan that I will sit through a cheesy DISNEY movie. I went to three of his concerts in less than a week, so clearly now I am broke and in desperate need of that Futuresex/lovesounds track jacket.
But on to the actual contest question:“What do you think Futuresex with Justin Timberlake would be like?â€
Well we would be in metallic silver outfits, like some shiny alien costumes with holes where our genitalia are, and it would be in like a zero-gravity room where we would swim through the air towards each other and then come together like two Tetris pieces. And then once we fit together all of our clothes would magically dissappear and we’d be on a giant water bed with swings hanging above our heads. We would then proceed to try all 1001 different positions and we would both climax at the same time every 15 minutes.
(We’d resume the sex after a 5 minute breather where we would just snuggle huddled up in the bed together). It would be the BEST SEX of our lives! Oh yea and of course all of this would be happening while the song futuresex/lovesounds is playing on repeat in the background. Well that or Digital Getdown from *NSYNC’s No Strings Attached, whichever he’d prefer. ;o)C’mon now, you know that was THE BEST answer you’ve read all day! PLEEEEAAASSSSE let me get my Justin-loving hands on that track jacket!!! I would love you forever!! -Jessica
Thanks for entering, Jess. You would have won a track jacket, had your response not seriously worried us. So let’s compromise with a baby tee, yes? Great. Please do not find and kill me :)
