- Our old buddy Theodore Nugent is back again with more of his hilarious hijinx, this time waving around some machine guns and doing a big crazy conservative-babble rant about Hillary and Obama and hippies and f*ggots. You know, just the yoozh from The Nuge.
- China is having people sign a ‘blogging self-discipline’ pact. For me, blogging self-discipline is mostly about not punching my computer screen every time it shows me something retarded.
- In a related story, Billionaire blogger Mark Cuban says the Internet is “dead and boring”. Sounds to me like someone hasn’t seen that awesome Nuge video yet.
- Astronaut-turned-stalker Lisa Nowak has asked a judge to remove her electronic monitoring bracelet, or at least allow her to replace it with a more comfortable monitoring device like, say, a diaper.
- When campers in Oregon discovered they were being watched by a Peeping Tom, they tied him to a tree. Then they tortured him undressing on the other side of the tree, just out of his field of sight.
