Ah… junkie love. So romantic… so traumatic… so… addictive. And no couple comes even close to the perma-opera that is the marriage of Amy Winehouse to Pete Doherty-light Blake Fielder Civil. The Daily Mail has a great timeline of the huge brawl that took place between the couple at a fancy London hotel Wednesday night, replete with pictures so descriptive, something tells us thousands of young British girls will be working the sidewalks on October 31 donning smeared raccoon eyes and bloody ballet slippers. And, according to these pictures, it looks like someone’s seen the most underrated domestic abuse picture of the new millenium… i.e. Jennifer Lopez‘s Enough!
The two fought openly in the hotel, until Winehouse began sprinting away from Blake… down an elevator… through the hotel lobby… and out onto the street. Until she stopped a car full of girls and insisted they drive her away from the grime scene. And you know, the first thing those girls thought as Winehouse slapped their windshield to stop, is “Holy Sh*t! The zombies! They’re real!” That must have been some 28 Days Later sh*t right there!
As an American, let me be the first to thank God for Amy Winehouse’s existence. Had she been from the States, this sort of behavior would be nothing short of a national nightmare. But as a Brit, replete with an accent and actual talent, her behavior seems so edgy, so rockstar, with a healthy injection of black tar comedy. Junkie love!!! So intense, you want to literally scratch your partner’s eyes out. Swoon. And you guys know what the best part about a huge, bloody, knock-em sock-em domestic fight is, right? Make-up shooting up, of course!
And side-note to Pete Doherty and Kate Moss: Step up your game, guys. Cocaine cats are cute, sure, but nothing beats a good old-fashioned public insanity brawl.
