From COLLEGE HUMOR: Sure, ya’ll love the Bourne movies, ya’ll talk a lot of smack about how hot Matt Damon is, and how awesome the action sequences are, and how you want them to make another one. But… would any of you actually be friends with Jason Bourne? Would you understand the demands of such a relationship? Would you answer his calls… even after he stabbed your girlfriend in the neck with a ballpoint pen? Watch the following video, “The Bourne Friendship”, to see just how demanding a job it really is to be Jason Bourne’s friend.
