- “Idol: The Musical,” an off-Broadway show about fans worshipping Clay Aiken, has been cancelled after just one performance due to poor ticket sales and general apathy. Critics also blasted the show for casting the Cowardly Lion Woman to play the ‘Aiken’ role.
- Mary-Kate Olsen has a full-on makeout scene with 63-year-old Ben Kingsley in her next movie. The actress isn’t fazed, though, after having already done a doggy-style sex scene with Peter O’Toole in real life, probably.
- NBA Referee Tim Donaghy will plead guilty to charges of betting on games which he officiated. The government had so much evidence, in fact, Donaghy also pled guilty to running a dogfighting ring while on steroids.
- By the way, squirrels have learned to imitate rattlesnakes. FINALLY.
- Youtube has requested that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert testify on the site’s behalf in Viacom’s $1 billion lawsuit against the site in the hopes of proving that the shows themselves uploaded their own clips to Youtube and greatly benefitted from the exposure, which actually makes sense and was a lot of fun back when we could watch them and… whoops, never mind, I was just fired.
